30 June 2019

All over, bar the Counting!




 It seems strange to us not to be getting up early to cycle, eat sleep, repeat anymore! This means of course that it's all over now, bar the counting of the monies donated, which as Branch Treasurer, is Chris's job! He has told us that so far he can account for:

Just Giving                                                         852,13
RBL Branch Bank                                             200,00
Cash Donations                                                 795,00 

Total so far                                                      1847,13 Euros

Chris has said that there is more money promised too, so it is not the final figure, only as of today 30 June 2019!

And while we are talking about cash, we made a mistake in our last Blog. The envelope Steve Owen gave Chris at our great reception party, was not a Branch donation, but a personal one from him and Brigite his wife! Other Branch members who were there made personal donations of cash too, for which we are very grateful.

So all in all the two old codgers cycled over 1100 kilometres in 17 days for the Royal British Legion Poppy Appeal. Alan lost two kilos in weight too, which pleases him, but you watch, he'll put it all back on again soon.

The picture above is evidence of cruelty to Bears, for our BBF has put us in a washing machine!!! He says, it's so we will be ready for the next adventure, whatever and whenever that is?

Rest assured though, you will be the first to read about them.

29 June 2019

An easy ride Home!

The intrepid cyclists were up early and rearing to go! Although Chris had said, breakfast at 07:00 hrs, our BBF knocked on his door at 06:45 hrs. 

As we had been treated to a five star hotel on our last night of this epic adventure a full English breakfast was in order.




This with fruit, coffee and orange juice should last them until they get to Monchengladbach!



Before setting off the two humans have always had a discussion about how far they can go on their bike battery. This morning they were both surprised not to see three figure numbers as usual. Alan on the lowest E-motor setting could only go 69 kilometres, Chris could do a bit better at 96! Why was this, they had both charged their batteries overnight?

We set off a little before 08:00 hrs and were soon out of Velbert onto an old railway track which had been converted into a cycle autobahn. It was downhill most of the way. Chris led as our BBF could not rely on his broken iphone to navigate by even though he had programmed the route into it.



After the hot days we had had this morning was refreshingly cool. The sun shone and there was not a cloud in the sky. On this cycle autobahn, Alan used no E-motor as the going was easy.

We were meant to turn off the cycle path, but at the point the Navi indicated, Chris could find no exit path, so we went on aways till a suitable exit was found. Now we had to go up hill quite a bit to get to Rattingen. Here both humans used power on the E-motor to get up the hills. Alan now discovered that far from being able to go a shorter distance than the initial 69 kilometres, now could go as far as 96 kilometres! Strange!!

Chris had the bit between his teeth for he seemed determined to get to Ayrshire Barracks as quickly and as early as possible. He powered on all the way to through Dusseldorf to Neuss, over 30 kilometres without stopping, before he stopped and only then, we felt, because our BBF had said he needed a Loo! They sat in a cafe and Alan explained that Chris had stated the arrival time was to be 14:30 hrs. Alan had asked for his grandsons to be at Ayrshire Barracks too and they would not get there until 14:45 hrs! For him there was no point in arriving before the welcoming committee had set up. It would spoil it all. At the pace they were going they could arrive as early as 12:30 hrs!!

Leaving the Cafe they now walked down Krefelder Strasse in Neuss rather than cycle because there were tram tracks in the road and there was a danger of a wheel getting trapped in one. Our BBF had had the misfortune of coming off his bike twice because of such tracks, once in Bielefeld in the 80's and once in Monchengladbach last year!

Once this stage had been passed we were off again at a cracking rate. There were cycle paths to follow, but there was lots of traffic on the adjacent road which did not make it fun. As we got closer to Monchengladbach Chris led us off the main road and into the country which was much more to our liking.

Chris now found, on the banks of the Niers stream, a bench and picnic table in the shade of a big tree. Here we rested and Chris produced an apple for our BBF to eat while he had a pear. They changed into their RBL shirts and though Alan was keen not to leave that location before 14:10 hrs we were off again at 13:50 hrs. Chris now went at a more leisurely pace and took us to a place where he had worked to chat to a friend who, he said was a mountain bike fan. We were made to wait outside while he went into the office, but sadly his friend was in a meeting!




There seemed to be quite a lot of traffic in the town and since it was a Friday afternoon we should not have been surprised. We finally got onto Aachener Strasse at Holt and once we had passed the Church Chris increased the pace again, which upset us a bit as we knew we would now arrive before Alan's grandsons. And so it was, they arrived after us.

The Rheindahlen Branch RBL Committee were there to greet us with champagne and small eats all which was very welcome. Speeches were made and Steve Owen the President handed over to Chris an envelope with the Branches contribution to our fund for the Poppy Appeal.







All in all we travelled on our BBF's bike 1107.16 kilometres visiting all 15 Branches of the Royal British Legion in Germany. Chris will have travelled at least 30 kilometres more since he had to cycle into Monchengladbach to catch the train at the start and insisted on cycling home again, even though transport had been offered to him. We Bears understand the reason for this. No one wants to have his E-Bike thrown into the back of a  pickup truck. 

So how much money have we raised? We can't say with any certainty yet, as Chris, who is also the treasurer will have to count up all the cash collected along the way, as well as all the donations which come to the Branch via Bank Credit and add this to the amount collected via Just Giving. 

We intend to report again when we know more.

In the meantime we would like to thank all the RBL Branches in Germany that made us feel so welcome and special. We have made new friends on this adventure. Chris gets a special thanks for putting up with us and our BBF which cannot have been easy for him. Whatever anyone says about it we enjoyed every minute of the journey and thank the Gods that it never rained.






27 June 2019

This blog has no titles as the top third of the screen on  Alan’s iPhone is covered in Duct tape!


We were up early having slept fairly well. At breakfast was another cyclist a female about the age of our two old codgers! A discussion over the tables ensued about what we were up to and about how far we cycle every day. Yesterday she had give up after 20 kms as it was too hot and so she took the train! 

The RBL Sauerland Branch had informed us that a delegation would arrive at our hotel to see us off.

At approximately 08:30 hrs three women, all wearing Poppy Appeal sashes arrived and greeted our two old codgers. 

There was Lorraine the Vice Chairwoman, Gabi the Secretary and Christa the treasurer. They kindly handed Chris an envelope with lots of cash for our cause! 

Official photos were taken using the staff of the hotel, but none of them are on our BBF‘s iPhone as it chose to strike at that moment!

Hugs all round and then we were off! It was a nice morning much cooler than yesterday thank goodness. 

We now followed the Ruhrtal Radweg and the path went through woods so was in the shade. 





At times we came out into the sun! There was often enough to see and photograph along the way!





Here the slalom course of the local canoe club!



We stopped here as they had a Café and our two bought cold drinks to take along the way.


It was a good path fairly flat and we took it easy and enjoyed the cool morning and the river views.



We crossed the river a number of times as we did here!



We even crossed on a small ferry! 



Our humans did miss the correct path once and ended up powering up a steep hill, only to find at the top that they had missed the turning which was at the bottom. To be fair it was badly signed and the turning had a dead end road sign on it! 



Following the Ruhr did mean that we would cycle a long distance and so the humans decided to cut across country taking into account that they would have steep hills to climb!

At one stage Chris’s Navi couldn’t get a satellite and Alan’s phone screen was going to shatter completely and fall out! He fixed it with a piece of Duct tape! The screen is split and the crack is lifting. It works after a fashion, which is the main thing!



Having made the decision to leave the Ruhr our humans had to dice with death on the roads where there were no cycle paths. 

As the afternoon wore on it got hotter, but thankfully not as hot as yesterday. 




It was just on such a stretch of road by Burg Balderich that Chris celebrated going over 1000 kilometres since he started! 



These iron men are well hung!





This castle was found as we cycled through one town. The other side it was up a long steep hill and as luck would have it, there was a bench at the top where we rested and ate the excellent energy bars Domenic in Dortmund had made and give us! 



Chris now produced two Oranges which were very welcome as desert.



It was not long now before we reached Velbert which is where our humans stopped for the day after 7 hours and 65 kilometres on the road!

Chris has said breakfast at 07:00 hrs we have som 60 kilometres still to cycle! 

26 June 2019

A hot up hill day to Hemer and beyond!

The humans did not sleep so well last night. It was warm and muggy in the room despite having the windows open! 

They both were up early though and off to breakfast by 07:30 hrs. After breakfast our BBF took his bike battery and one pannier to the bike garage! The door they used last night was shut and had a funny contraption on it. This did not deter him he opened the door and set a siren off!! On the way back a man gave him a bit of a talking too! He apologised profusely, but inwardly shrugged his shoulders, mission accomplished! 

Michael from the Dortmund branch came to see them off. Farewells said and more photos taken we were off. 

Getting out of Dortmund was not nice. We were dicing with rush hour traffic! The noise and the heat radiating from the trunks has to be felt to be believed! 

When Chris saw an ADAC office we stopped for him to buy some maps. We all were relieved when we had left the city behind us. 

There were hills, hills and more hills on the way to Hemer today! We have been told that the Sauerland is the Land of a thousand hills. Well we went up a few!


When Chris had registered this distance since leaving home we continued on our journey!

The main roads were no fun, even when there was a paved cycle path to ride on. Often it was just a thick white line painted on the road! 

When we cycled away from the traffic it was enjoyable.



As the day grew older it got hotter and hotter! 



As we passed through Schwerte we came across the Ruhrtal Radweg which we hope to follow tomorrow and the day after!



We also crossed the Ruhr river.  Then it was uphill again to get out of the valley.

We cycled through Iserlohn where our BBF lived from 1975-1977. It brought back many memories. 

In Hemer the humans had difficulty finding the street and house they wanted. A woman was asked and gave us directions! Alan tried Google Maps and went off at a tangent! Chris followed the woman’s directions and found it immediately! We arrived a little later feeling foolish!



Jane Hatton was our host. She had been the Chairwoman of the Sauerland Branch for some 17 years and had also been the District Vice Chairwoman for 11 years! 



She greeted us with a bottle of cold mineral water and later served us tea appropriately in Poppy mugs!

We sat in the shade of her lovely veranda and just chilled, if one can call it that in this heat! 





Official photos were taken, which are on someone else’s phone as Alan’s was misbehaving again! Then with a fond farewell we were off again.

We had a little difficulty finding the right path, made more difficult by Alan thinking he knew the direction, but then we found the right path back to Schwerte!  



This time we avoided the traffic in Iserlohn and cycled alongside the Sellersee! 



A number of benches with football motives invited one to sit and rest!



We chose one indicating our superiority over the humans, while Chris knew his place!



Strangely the route now was mainly downhill and Chris recorded a full two kilometres without pedalling!

The route now was great and went via fields and woods, avoiding the horrid main road and traffic!



We followed a brook and saw a field full of poppies!



As we now entered Schwerte we cane to a cross roads that had an Hotel on one corner. The two humans went to enquire if they had room for us and they were offered single rooms ata reasonable price!

The bikes were put in a garage and then each went to his room to shower etc!

Now our BBF got in a panic! He discovered he had lost his signet ring!



It is an heirloom and has the head of a centurion engraved in the stone, though when you look at it upside down it looks like a sailor/fisherman!

He searched for it, but could not find it! He had clearly pulled it off when he pulled his cycling gloves off!



The one waitress found it, a little worse for wear, but in tackt! Alan gave her a hug and later a suitable finders loan!

Chris and Alan had a nice meal and discussed the plan for tomorrow and the next day! Chris wound Alan up about the arrival time. Our BBF often misunderstands a joke aimed at him, but he took it good naturedly this time.

We hope to travel at least 70-80 kilometres tomorrow making an arrival time in Ayrshire barracks of 14:30 hrs a distinct possibility! The heat is the problem it forces us to stop frequently to drink and rest up! 


25 June 2019

A very hot day to Dortmund!

As today, Tuesday,  was going to be a very hot day our two old codgers wanted to be off early. Roy Johnson kindly came in at 07:15 hrs with breakfast bread rolls, Chris had already made the tea. 

Outside the Block were a group of Bundeswehr soldiers, they were clearly on a hurry up and wait exercise, for not only were they waiting there long before our two arrived, but were still waiting when they left! Such are the vagaries of a soldiers life!

As we set off it was sunny and warm, but nice for cycling! The route led us suddenly to the Dortmund-Ems Canal!



This was a surprise and it was nice following it for awhile! 



Our BBF would have followed it all the way if he could, but that would take ages as it twisted and turned on its way to Dortmund. 



We left it and crossed over it at least twice which just proved we were going the shorter way.


And then we were out in the country following small country lanes and roads with little traffic. 



We stopped frequently to drink and as it got hotter we did it every five kilometres! This kept the humans hydrated and consequently in good spirits! 



We crossed the Autobahn Eins by what Chris said was a notorious hot spot where accidents often happen!



Yesterday we had seen warning signs for the Oak Processionary Caterpillar! Now we found more warnings and the deadly beasts themselves!



We cycled now through forests and they were all infected!



It was a nice ride away from traffic and we Bears really enjoyed the journey as we did not have to exert ourselves much!  



The humans seemed to enjoy the journey too, stopping occasionally to take photos that interested them.



These huts were at a place that advertised mud dwellings! Were these carvings African in origin? We did not know and there was no one to ask.



One village we went through had even taken the trouble to decorate their streets in the appropriate colours for us!



We stopped for a large isotonic drink and found a bear in the pub!


A canal was crossed again and we felt like joining the dog cooling off in the water, but it was a case of mad dogs and Englishmen who cycle in the mid day sun!



On our journey to the Dortmund Branch we hardly saw the city as such, but knew we were close when we saw these Coal Mine towers.

Now we did reach roads with more traffic and suddenly we arrived! Alan’s iPhone now over heated again so he turned it off. Michael the Chairman who met us took photos as did Chris. When we have them we will amend the blog!



Large isotonic drinks were downed and a full English breakfast was eaten! Domenic, the local RBL Branch secretary had cooked the breakfast. Phillip a member of the branch was also there to great us. 

When our cyclists had eaten and drunk their fill, Michael presented them with official Dortmund T-shirts and a key ring. He also made a generous donation to our Poppy Appeal! More official photos were taken, none of which we have as Alan’s phone wouldn’t work! When we have them we will add them to this blog.

We then made our way to our accommodation in the Youth Hostel in the centre of town.

Tomorrow we visit Hemer the next to last Branch before Rheindahlen!